The holidays are a festive time of gift giving and a house full of holiday guests. That’s fine, but what happens when you and your significant other are feeling a little frisky? Experts at Astroglide have some advice on finding the time and ways for making your own private holiday cheer. Here are some tips for undercover individuals who want to enjoy the festive mood without waking up Aunt Helga and Uncle Albert sleeping in the next room:
-
Take some long showers – TOGETHER! Bathroom time is usually
private time, even among families. Use the opportunity to lather up your
loved one. It makes for great conversation the next morning at the
breakfast table.
-
Set your alarm for some early morning love. With a little luck
you can enjoy a blissful “good morning” romance without waking up the
parents, grandparents, kids, aunts, uncles, and even the fur friends who
like to bark as much as you do.
-
Run some “very important” errands so you can be alone. Tell the
family you’re doing some last-minute shopping and since it’s for the
family, they just can’t come along for the ride!
-
Prepare a big meal for the whole group, and tell everyone to
eat all the turkey they want; you’ll make more. Then, when everyone has
passed out in front of the TV during the big game, score your own
touchdown in the other room.
-
If you’re the houseguest, then pull a Houdini and simply
disappear by telling them you have to change the oil in the car or you
need to fix the insulation in the attic! They may look at you a little
strange, but it beats the alternative.
-
If all else fails, BRIBERY! Tell everyone in the house it’s
time for a good game of bowling – your treat. Then give Uncle Joe a
hundred bucks to get everyone out of the house for an hour.
